Sunday, May 3, 2015

WHY MANNY PACQUIAO LOST THE FIGHT OF THE CENTURY TO FLOYD MAYWEATHER ON 3 MAY 2015

KEE@FSWMAG.COM

Manny Pacquiao lost his epic battle because of several blunders! All of which had nothing to do with his boxing skills but had everything to do with the supernatural world since he is a Christian. 

First he got it right when he tattooed my glorious, illustrious name 'Kee' on his left arm. Then he ruined it by adding 'Jin' in front of my name which spelled 'JinKee'. Ok the fact JinKee is his legal wife is no excuse, hehe.

Then he forgot to ask someone to check his grammar. On the back of his T-shirt, he had this soul-lifting message----All Glory and Honor Belongs to God'. It should be 'Honour and Glory Belong to God', for God's sake!

Finally the front of his T-shirt carries this announcement---'Jesus is The Name of Our Lord' which is too wordy when it should just be 'Jesus is Our Lord', sweet, simple and short!

This is my theory why he lost when he deserved to win. Amen....ok so it sounds inane but I have heard worse!

Anyway, Manny Pacquiao took home to Manila, Philippines some RM 432 million which should console him somewhat though Floyd Mayweather, who is more famous than Manny worldwide, lugged home RM 646 million!

I really need to stop blogging and start boxing! 

See, it reads 'All Glory and Honor Belongs to God' when it should be 'All Glory and Honor Belong to God'! How embarrassing!
 Manny should have hired me to be his PR manager and proof reader
 See the name JinKee on his left bicep? My name 'Kee' should have sufficed!





 Kee sounds infinitely better than JinKee. So what if JinKee is the name of his wife!













And I so wanted Manny Pacquiao to win!
 Floyd Mayweather took home RM 646 million!
 Gosh, Floyd Mayweather's lips are so sexy and hot and luscious!
 A hug for the loser
Mayweather's jubilant family 



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